"Darn you, Fiat. Now I want a singing rat." "Damn, girl, what on EARTH did you put in that skinny latte this morning?" "Bad 7. Good 7. I'm the one with the snarky comment." "Now if I can just get all you girls naked and dancing in a circle around a fire.......no particular reason.....I just thought it would be nice to see it!" "Will have to work some more serious mojo. This may involve someone getting naked. Any volunteers?" "Is that from where Nora clocked you with a skillet the last time you touched her boobies?" "You know you want a bigger penis...lord knows I do!" "Circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cooties shot." "...sorry, too much Johnny Bravo can really mess with your brain..." "Today's fortune is "your qualities shadow your weaknesses"...IN BED!" "My feminine side's always turned on...wait that sounded bad...and yet right." "...mommy..." "Wait till Atlanta, Kolp...revenge is a dish best served cold... Yeah, but by November won't it be kinda stale and moldy?" "I am NOT going there... that *is* where you went, right?" "Is it just me or do her and her husband look a lot alike?" "Van Helsing is the best what? - reason ever to ban Stephen Sommers from ever making a film again? - excuse to eat Rat-Sack instead of popcorn at the movies? - way to render your brain into a vegative state? Please elaborate....."